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Checked August 17, 2026

Don’t Steal the Dumpling Squishy Tier List & Custom Ranker

No reliable named S-to-F roster is available yet. Use the reported category notes, then rank the Dumplings you can actually see in your game.

Community report

Category labels seen in current coverage

One selected video title reports the counts below. Treat them as leads, not official definitions or a complete roster.

Reported Dumpling categories

This category overview labels God, Secret, and Exclusive counts with limited confidence, then the custom ranker compares player-entered choices by payback, cash-rate gain, and gain per cost. Keep, upgrade, or trade decisions should also consider Index progress, replacement difficulty, and the lack of an official named character ranking. All three reported category cards use the same evidence rules and include a complete-roster warning.

18 reported · Confidence limited

God Dumplings

Community-reported label; definition and roster not confirmed.

6 reported · Confidence limited

Secret Dumplings

Community-reported label; exact requirements remain unknown.

4 reported · Confidence limited

Exclusive Dumplings

Community-reported label; acquisition and trade value are unverified.

Player-input tool

Dumpling Choice Ranker

Enter values visible in your own game. The tool ranks positive-income choices by shortest payback; it does not assign official rarity or trade value.

Choice 1
Choice 2
Choice 3

Accepted suffixes: K, M, B, T, Qa, and Qi. A row is excluded when its values are invalid or its new rate does not exceed the current rate.

Ranked result
  1. #1 Choice C

    1m 26s
    Rate gain
    +14,000/sec
    Gain per cost
    0.01
  2. #2 Choice B

    1m 30s
    Rate gain
    +10,000/sec
    Gain per cost
    0.01
  3. #3 Choice A

    1m 40s
    Rate gain
    +5,000/sec
    Gain per cost
    0.01
Ranking method

What makes a useful Dumpling choice?

Efficiency is not the same as rarity. Use these three checks before you keep, upgrade, or trade a Dumpling.

01 · Cash

Shortest payback

Compare upgrade cost with the added cash per second. A lower payback time recovers your spend sooner.

02 · Index

Collection progress

A weaker cash choice may still be useful if it advances the Index toward confirmed cash boosts or base colors.

03 · Risk

Replaceability and proof

Do not treat an unsourced rarity label as a fixed trade value. Check how hard the Dumpling is to replace and what evidence supports the claim.

Decision path

Keep, upgrade, or trade?

  1. Keep: when it fills a new Index entry, produces useful cash, or is difficult for you to replace.
  2. Upgrade: when the measured rate increase pays back before your next major cash target.
  3. Trade: only after checking identity, dated evidence, both sides of the offer, and the lack of an authoritative value list.
FAQ

Dumpling ranking questions

Tier list frequently asked questions

Is this an official Dumpling tier list?

No. The custom ranker sorts only the costs and cash rates you enter. It does not claim an official named roster ranking.

What are God, Secret, and Exclusive Dumplings?

Those labels appear in selected community video coverage, but their definitions, acquisition rules, and complete rosters were not verified from an official source.

How does the ranker order my choices?

It calculates each positive cash-rate increase, divides cost by that increase, and places the shortest payback first. A tie is broken by gain per cost and then your original order.